well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
