Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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