also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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