Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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