Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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