Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I need moral support for this bender
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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