do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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