As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
