so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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