i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i barfeds in our rink
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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