Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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