ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
