Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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