Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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