Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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