Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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