do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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