Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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