Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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