i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize