just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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