Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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