If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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