would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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