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(540): View more from Virginia

I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.

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(718): View more from New York

you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.

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(949): View more from California

You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.

(515): View more from Iowa

Yea.....I saw that happen.

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