I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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