so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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