Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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