I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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