The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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