My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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