yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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