return my video game
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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