have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I look better un-naked...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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