Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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