these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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