Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
vagina is talking i cant
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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