So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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