let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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