All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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