She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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