is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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