Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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