well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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