you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
mondays should just be called national damage control day
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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