This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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