I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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