Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
These tits shall not be calmed
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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