am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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