we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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