Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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