What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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