I can't watch pbs sober anymore
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
My liver just had a heart attack.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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